In honor of our independence, airbrushed cars and the jackasses who own them

Happy Fourth of July, everyone. As you might imagine, I couldn't care less about the holiday. Call me crazy, but stuffing myself ill with meat and blowing things up doesn't really appeal to me.... Wait a minute... that sounds awesome! Come to think of it, I'm not really sure why I don't enjoy Independence Day. I just don't. Maybe it's the fact that my neighbors, without fail, launch fireworks long past 2:00 a.m.

In any case, I present to you now, in honor of the Fourth, cars airbrushed with patriotic themes and scenes!

Here we have a typical airbrushing job. The owner has decided that he really doesn't care about being laughed at everywhere he drives, and has plastered his pick-up with, not only a dramatically waving American flag on the back windshield, but an American bald eagle majestically protecting the bed. God Bless America.

Wow. This fellow has gone above and beyond, actually going so far as to depict the Revolutionary War on the hood of his PT Cruiser. I really don't need to say anything else, do I?

Ah, if there is something more American than a semi-truck emblazoned with waving American flags, I don't know about it. Happy Fourth, good buddy.