Drop everything you're doing: man only gets one cheese ring
Call all the relief workers out of Haiti. Alert President Obama, tell him the Massachusetts thing can wait. Pull all combat troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan. PANIC. Why? Because some dude opened a bag of cheese rings and only found ONE.
Yep, ONE measly cheese ring. What the hell is this world coming too?
"What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout," is officially my new catch phrase.
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