Hey, buy a shirt or somethin', for crying out loud!

So, I could sit here and make excuses as to why my supposed "daily" blog hasn't been updated yet. But I'm not going to. You people are so demanding, it's ridiculous. Kidding aside, the real reason as to why my blog is devoid of any substantial updates this Saturday is quite exciting.

Have you ever said to yourself, "Gee, I would really love to support Matt in his endeavors to make people laugh and keep them from seeing bad movies. But what can I, a humble reader, do to help? WHAT IN GOD'S NAME CAN I DO TO HELP?!"

First of all, calm down. You, the dear readers, my friends, family and fans, are now able to purchase Rocket Number 09 products, courtesy of CafePress. Shirts, mugs, buttons ... the first wave of products are simple and few, but it really is just an experiment. If they don't sell like, at all, I suppose I'll shut the Rocket Shop down. But I assume there's a few readers out there with a few extra bucks and a willingness to support the site.

The shirts are pretty slick looking, and I really like the way the design turned out. So, if you find it in your heart to maybe buy a shirt, or a mug, or, hell, a button, I'd really appreciate it. I'm not making a lick of profit from this, it's just for fun.

So, head over to the shop: http://www.cafepress.com/rocketnumber09

Check out the addition to the toolbar to your right. That nifty little ad will be there from now on, if you ever get a hankerin' for a Rocket Number 09 button.

So, let me know what you guys think. And, you know ... buy something.

1 comment:

  1. I want to buy a shirt. But there's two things:

    1) I don't know if I have 20 bucks to spare. I'm a college student.
    2) I'm scared of buying things online because someone will hack into my account and track me down and kill me.
    3) Even if I potentially DID have 20 bucks and was willing to throw caution to the wind and order online... I don't know the address to my dorm. I've never gotten mail here. Never.

    So... yeah.


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