Happy Birthday to the badassest badass of them all

Happy 77th birthday to Sir Sean Connery. Hope it's a good one.

Oh, and vlog coming soon.


  1. If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

    Automatic rifles. Who in God's name has automatic rifles?

    The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

    Most people have a full measure of life... and most people just watch it slowly drip away. But if you can summon it all up... at one time... in one place... you can accomplish something... glorious.

    -They were both dead before the car stopped. I'm amazed they got as far as they did. Gosh, I've never seen a mess like that. They must have taken about a hundred bullets or so.
    -One hundred and eight.
    One hundred and twelve, myself.
    -Aw, come on. You're not counting that little scratch, are you?
    Scratch? What are you talking about? It passed right through me. Just look at my splendid waistcoat.

    But on the contrary, Virginia, all of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these dair haired ladies ... like to sit on men's faces.

    We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.

    I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm amazed you made it past puberty.

    Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

    On the non-real side there is, of course,
    Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

    And, finally,
    You're the man now, dog!

    Why yes, yes I do have all my favorite Sean Connery character quotes on my computer.

  2. Ahhh, making comments after being up for over 20 hours. A mistake.

    The non-real side should be:
    -This is the sound a dog makes.
    -No, Mr. Connery.
    While it's the sound your mother made last night!

  3. yes, nothing says badass like slapping a woman around.


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